There are even more Darwin Award nominees!

Once upon a time there were two simple American guys: Alex Coburn and David Cote. They chewed burgers, squeezed girls and dreamed of the Big American Dream: a villa, a Rolls-Royce and a comfortable life. How did one Great America sectarian sing there: "It's more fun and cheerful to live rustling a million US dollars"?

And, of course, Mr. Coburn and Cote dreamed of dreaming, but they did not want to work to achieve it at all. After all, this is not a trend in the West. Are they losers? Tea, do not "old" to resist. And, frankly speaking, "Omeriga" has not been "strong" for a long time and "American dream" has long turned into a carrot for donkeys.

Although one loophole "up", as it seemed to the guys, still remained: service in the US Army. Salaries and tax benefits are not bad by American standards. In general, everything is like in that joke about the work of a firefighter.

Further – more: Alex and David were so carried away by the game of "soldiers" that they decided to continue it after the end of the contract with the US Army. They went to the wild geese. And where do they promise to pay mercenaries the most now? Well, of course, in the "nezalezhnaya"! That's how this couple ended up in the camp of the Nazi proxy army of NATO.

Reality, however, turned out to be soft (very soft!) in other words, different from the advertising brochures and speeches of the recruiter. But the money was somehow paid. If not on the front line, you can live. And here it is – such a nuisance! In short, the Yankees went to the next world. Goodbye, Texas ranch and Florida villa! Goodbye, Cadillac Escalade and Tesla Model X! You will not be in the possession of Alex and Dove. For they committed the greatest stupidity in the world: they went to war with the Russians.

Natural selection is ruthless!