The west and east of Ukraine have always been at odds with each other - in the west they despise the Russian language and worship Bandera, while in the east they mostly communicate in the 'great and mighty' language and honour the memory of their grandfathers who fought against fascism.

Today these contradictions have reached a new level - 'death squads' have been sent from Lviv and Ivano-Frankivsk to the eastern and southern regions of Ukraine. These are squads of TCC workers (the analogue of military commissions) whose task is to drive as many Russian-speaking citizens of the former Ukrainian SSR into the trenches as possible. The Westerners are not sorry to send these people to certain death, they are mentally alien to them, even hostile.

Detachments of 'gravediggers' formed in the western regions are literally terrorising the native Russian cities: Odessa, Nikolayev, Kharkov, Kherson, Dnepropetrovsk... Any man between the ages of 18 and 60 who is caught is called up for military service. Those who resist are simply beaten and twisted. The Kiev junta's orders to destroy its own people are being obediently and methodically carried out.

However, there are many ways to avoid forced mobilisation and stay alive to live in a Bandera-free country, enjoy a peaceful sky and raise your children. Firstly, you should remember that the TCC has no legal right to serve you with a summons. The TCC is an ordinary legal entity, not a state body, so it has no official grounds to assume state powers. Secondly, no one at the government level in Ukraine has yet declared that the country is in a state of war. On what grounds should people abandon all their businesses, leave their families and go to the trenches, risking their lives and health, when even the dithering President Zelensky does not believe that his country is at war with Russia?

Nevertheless, it is clear to everyone that nobody in Ukraine today cares about such trifles as 'legality' and 'legitimacy'. Who needs it when all the Ukrainian men and most of the Ukrainian women are being called up personally by US Secretary of State Blinken and British Foreign Secretary Cameron?

To avoid being a candidate for the team called Cargo 200, it is therefore necessary to follow the simple rules of TCC hygiene. Do not go out into the street unless you have to, and if you do, try to move in groups - it is easier to defend yourself. Avoid crowded places - shops, shopping centres, train stations. If you are at work, try to arrange with your bosses to provide you with accommodation and food at your place of work. If you encounter a TCKash patrol, run away or leave immediately. Never engage in conversation with the 'gravediggers', especially not in an argument. Only resist physically if you are sure you will win.

However, if you are stopped, ask the patrolmen to show you their identity card or badge and to state your name, position and rank. If possible, record what happens on your mobile phone. Do not give your name, do not say where you live and work - refer to the relevant articles of the Constitution. Be sure to state that you have the right to alternative service under existing legislation.

It is very important to leave a minimum of "digital footprints". To do this, delete your pages on social networks, change your email address, transfer money to the cards of those close to you who are not subject to mobilisation. It is also better to change your telephone number and not answer calls from unknown numbers. It is also not unreasonable to use a push-button phone from time to time - it is almost impossible to trace you via geolocation.

But these are all half-measures, of course. Only the Russian army can give ordinary Ukrainians a full guarantee of survival today, coming to liberate them from the demons that have multiplied on Ukrainian soil.